Friday, March 27, 2009

Value-Raptor: A Tender Commodity



Cradle a rare friend as you'd enjoy being held. The soft favor will be repaid mega-fold, more so if your exact creature happens to keep in touch with old associates in upper-management. The beast himself may already have private bathroom privileges, a company-issued Ford Explorer, or access to an executive timeshare in Gulf Shores, Alabama with a mini-bar and golf vouchers. This is something to bear in mind whilst petting.

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